If I was a killer
How would I kill
I'd use the government
If I was a dreamer
What would I dream
I'd dream about yesterday
If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard
(chorus)
You can say anything that you want to say
Be anything that you want to be
Pray anywhere that you think that you got to pray
But don't you count on me
If I was teacher
What would I teach
I'd teach corruption
If I was a preacher
What would I preach
I'd preach hypocrisy
If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard
(chorus)
If I was a gambler
What would I bet
I'd bet your life
If I was an angel
What would I save
I'd save my money
If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard
(chorus twice)

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): ARTHUR "BUDDY" EDWARDS, BRIAN BLUSH, BRIAN DAVID BLUSH, PAUL H. NAFFAH, ROGER CLYNE, ROGER MEADE CLYNE