You could say
Everything's no good
'Cause you'd just say
What everyone else would
You could say
That the sky is blue
'Cause I wonder who
Would ever not believe you
I should have said
This for so long
So so long

Shapeshifter
Guest lister
Big faker
She'll turn around
You'll diss her
Gate crasher
Rehasher
If you think that's cool
Whatever dude
Whatever dude

You could say what
She wants to hear
'Cause it's her car and
She'll let the bum steer
You could say
That to fix is in
But I don't believe it
Not for a minute

'Cause you like
All the same songs
But you're all wrong
You're just all wrong

Shapeshifter
Guest lister
Big faker
She'll turn around
You'll diss her
Gate crasher
Rehasher
If you think that's cool
Whatever dude
Whatever dude

Boys like you
Don't cost a dime
You could say it's
Fine fine fine fine fine
But you know
Just as well as I
That's a lie lie lie lie

Gate crasher
Rehasher
Big faker
She'll turn around
You'll smash her
Shape shifter
Guest lister
If you think that's cool

Shapeshifter
Guest lister
Big faker
She'll turn around
You'll diss her
Gate crasher
Rehasher
If you think that's cool
Whatever dude
Whatever dude
Whatever dude
Whatever dude
Whatever dude
Whatever

Copyright: BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Writer(s): KAY HANLEY, MICHAEL EISENSTEIN