CHORUS:
You better go join the Campfire Girls
Take a few piano lessons
Buy a little doll to have for your best friend
Do all the things that little girls do
'Cause if you don't know how to be true
You better go start over again

Now you told me you were my girl & that I was your man
But all you did was play me for a fool
Now don't you know it's wrong to lie
& make the one who loves you cry
I wonder where you missed the Golden Rule

(chorus)

You must think that love's a game that you play just for fun
'Cause you laughed when you broke my heart in 2
It must've sounded like Chinese
When you heard about the birds & bees
You've got a lot of catchin' up to do

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Bob Gaudio, Judy Parker