[INTRO:]
(New millenium)
Yo (pump this in ya Jeeps)
This is for all of ya'll out there
That ever dealt with somebody
(pump this in ya jeeps)
Who be lyin', fakin', cheatin', stealin, creepin', BSn'
(pump this in ya jeeps)
I got this thing called the lie detector
Two teaspoons and they bound to tell the truth
(pump this in ya jeeps)
Listen

[VERSE 1:]
You told me (you told me)
That I was your fantasy yeah (its yours)
You said that
We would practice monogamy

So, I became a freak under the sheets
Put his ass to sleep
Creeped into the kitchen
And got the remedy
Its called the lie detector
Slipped it in his drink
Brought it to his bedside and said "take a sip of this and don't peek"

[CHORUS 1:]
You won't believe what happened when he sipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes
Asked him where you been
He said "its no surprise cause I been with my ex-girl"
Why didn't you tell me the truth
He said "you don't want to hear the truth"

Sometimes I wish I never gave him lie detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her
So I'm kinda glad he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth so you can get the boot

(BEENIE MAN'S PART)

(beenie man)
(mya)

[VERSE 2:]
She told you (she told you)
"Baby lets get married" (its yours)
"I'll always be faithful"
"So lets spend eternity"

[BRIDGE 2:]
So, he became a freak under the sheets
Put her ass to sleep
Creeped into the kitchen
And got the remedy
Its called the lie detector
Slipped it in her drink
Brought it to her bedside and said "take a sip of this and don't peek"

[CHORUS 2:]
You won't believe what happened when he gave her the lie detector
Looked at her pager number
Said who's ?? sixty-nine
She said don't be surprised cause its ?? your best friend
He looked and swallowed his pride frontin' like
Tough guys don't cry

Sometimes he wish he never gave her lie detector
But thought she loved him but she loved his best friend
But now he's kinda glad she took the lie detector
Found out the truth so he gave her the boot

(BEENIE MAN'S PART)

If you got ???? suspicions
(BEENIE MAN)
Make sure that its real communication
(BEENIE MAN)
Don't want to find yourself asking "How did this happen?"
(BEENIE MAN)
Friday the thirteenth went to the movies
(BEENIE MAN)

[CHORUS 1]
[CHORUS 2]

(BEENIE MAN'S PART)

(beenie man)
(mya)
(university)
(from the basement)
(wyclef)
(jerry wonder)
(new millenium)
(r&b meet the carribean)
(we bout to take over the world)

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Writer(s): DAVIS, DUPLESSIS, HARRISON, JEAN