I saw Polly in a porny
Down at the dirty flicks.
I saw Polly in a porny.
I didn't know she knew them tricks.
What I seen nearly struck me blind.
I never knew she was theatrically inclined.

I saw Polly in a porny with a pony
And it almost blowed my mind
Was she gallopin' no no no
Was she trottin' no no no
Was she ridin' cross the country
With some tall dark handsome person?
Was she wearin' her cowboy hat?
Well, not exactly that.
But, I do recall she had her spurs on

I love Polly in a porny.
I keep on goin' back.
In the very last row I'm singin' low
With my coat bouncin' in my lap.
I spend each dime I can afford.
I swear she's gonna win an Academy award.
I saw Polly in a porny with a pony,
And the pony looked a little bored.

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Writer(s): SHEL SILVERSTEIN