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Today on DiCaprio's World Discoveries, I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert
I just spotted a gaggle of rappers
I see loads and loads of cash in their bags
I see guns with extended clips that don't even fit the guns in their trousers
So what he's trying to say "I'm so tough don't mess with me I'm the baddest bloke on the block"

Susan, I've found another lover
Well so have I, Demetrius, it's over

Breaking news on DiCaprio 2, channel two, at two. Take it, John
I'm on DiCaprio lane, Jason
Adjacent to the Mirrorland hotel and casino where there seem to be two niggas about to jump ready to die
I'm here on the scene with a witness

Oh yeah?

Is that right?

Interesting
(Do it!, Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude!)
Oh, shit, there they go

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Writer(s): Destin Route