I found a treasure chest once
That heaped with frozen yen
A leprechaun had stopped me
And made me count to ten
Just then a ball of lightning
Bounced up into the sky
And didn't stop until the night was through

Chorus
Roll out the carpet, cut up a rug
Don't be a spider, don't be a bug
It is time to laugh and frolic
Psychedelic work-a-holic
Don't be a jerk, don't be a bum
Button your lip, and spit out your gum
For Pete's sake no matter what you do

Just then he did tell us
Avoid uncertain fats
We did a dance in tandem
And passed around our hats
When the night was over
There was no money left
So we hitched a ride on the next passing glance

I drew my love a roadmap
To tell her where I'd been
She shook hands with an aardvark
Who was my next of kin
Just right then it told us
Of places lightbulbs grow
And then we sailed into the seven seas

Copyright: Songtrust Ave
Writer(s): MAURY ROSENBERG