Friday night I just got off work
My boss man is such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

Eatin' pussy
And kickin' ass

Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girls' bush and said,
It's breakfast time

Security guard said, you can't do that here
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, Do you want a job?
And I said, Okay, and then I ate her pussy

Eatin' pussy
And kickin' ass

Pussy in the morning
Pussy in the night
I eat a lot of pussy
Then I get into a fight

Thursday night I was feelin' pretty great
I's walkin' past the honky tonks on Broadway
I see this young girl, she smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid the fee

Took off her skirt I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there was s'posed to be a pussy this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

Suckin' dick
And kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy suckin' dick
And kickin' ass

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Writer(s): BENJAMIN ISAAC HOFFMAN, CRAIG ANSTETT