I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't never have no fun anymore you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying about the state of the economy

'Cause the world is turning slowly
But I can't find the time to do anything
If the rest are sharing something
Then I'm just a lonely minority
I don't work I'm a blob
No I can't wake up and I won't

I don't cook I don't clean
I don't have the energy for the scene
And I don't got no car
I don't worry 'bout the price of gasoline

'Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
no I can't wake up and I won't

News is coming on ( I'm watching Three's Company)
I can't get no girls (they don't know how to talk to me)
Get my washing done (been wearing the same clothes for a week) YICH!
Gotta get up early (set the alarm for three)
In the afternoon (you'll find me sitting by the t.v.)
I'm really cool somebody please (turn up the heat)

I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't never have no fun anymore you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying about the state of the economy

'Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
then I am just a lonely minority
I don't work I'm a blob
No I can't wake up and I won't

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Writer(s): ALEXANDER SCHLOSS