Step right up step right up
Oh baby
Its the grand opening of the Big Freedia Toy Shop
I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that
I got a grand ole holiday sale
Now everyone is welcome to come inside

You will see when you step inside
You don't even have to be invited
Everyone is welcome if they buy from
My boy toy shop

I got different shapes and all kinda sizes
Some of them even come with prizes
So many options it hard to decide in
My boy toy shop

I got blue brown & hazel eyes
Gentlemen and naughty guys
Uncut or circumcised
What you want no compromise

See this right here yeah he is a classic
Made by hand - not made for the masses
Solid wood not made of plastic
Big dick nigga it jurassic

Over here the latest model
Literally he's a model
Plenty here for you to fondle at
My boy toy shop

Here's a money back guarantee
Each sold separately
The customers are always pleased
At my boy toy shop

Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
It's a gift from me to you
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Unwrap him he know what to do

I hope that you are enjoying the tour
I hope that you find what you're looking for in my store
Ya heard me?

I got one who'll cook your favorite recipes
One that comes with accessories
One that dress up like a deputy
(Is he for real?)
Bitch he better be!

I got one that comes with a suit & tie
Execu-dick with a big surprise
Corporate & classified
Take you to the office let you ride

This one here he never tires
Some assembly required
If you want it just inquire
At my boy toy shop

So go ahead and tell your mom and them
Where to find GI Joe and Ken
Make sure you come back again
To my boy toy shop

Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
It's a gift from me to you
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
Unwrap him he know what to do

I hope that everybody enjoyed
I wanna thank y'all for coming to the Big Freedia toy shop
We got gift cards and we got coupons
We got this goin and that goin
Its no refunds and no exchanges
You got a in store credit and its due within one day
24 hours baby
Please come back soon

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Writer(s): David Twyman, Freddie Ross, Isaiah Campbell, Ryan Chavez, Suzannah Powell