What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what its all about

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
And that is what I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love

You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again

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Writer(s): Burt Bacharach, Hal David