Two men in a pub

Norman: Is your wife agoereh? Know what I
Mean? Know what I mean? Nudge
Nudge nudge nudge know what I mean?
Say no moreknow what I mean?

Him: I beg your pardon?

Norman: Your wifedoes she, er
Does she 'go' -
Eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean
Know what I mean? Nudge nudge say no more

Him: Well, she sometimes goes, yes

Norman: I bet she does i bet she does i
Bet she does know what I mean? Nudge nudge
Him: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you

Norman: Follow me follow me i
Like that that's good a
Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
(elbow gesture rubs it)

Him: Are you trying to sell something?

Norman: Selling, selling very good very good
(hand tilting quickly) Oh
Wicked wicked you're wicked eh? Know what
I mean know what I
Mean? Nudge nudge know what I
Mean? Nudge nudge nudge nudge
(leaning over to him
Making eye gesture speaks slowly) Saynomore
(leans back as if having
Imparted a great secret)

Him: But

Norman: (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh is she a sport eh?

Him: She likes sport, yes!

Norman: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Him: She is very fond of cricket
As a matter of fact

Norman: (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean likes games, likes games knew she would knew she would knew she would likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?

Him: She's traveled she's from Purley

Norman: Ohoh say no more
Say no more say no more -
Purley, say no more purley, eh?
Know what I mean
Know what I mean say no more

Him: (about to speak can't think of anything to say)
Norman: (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'

Him: Photography?

Norman: Yes nudge nudge snap snap
Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

Him: Holiday snaps?

Norman: Could be
Could be taken on holiday could
Be yes - swimming
Costumes know what I mean candid
Photography know what I mean, nudge nudge

Him: No, no we don't have a camera

Norman: Oh still
(slaps hands lightly twice) Woah!
Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?

Him: Look, are you insinuating something?

Norman: Ohnono yes

Him: Well?

Norman: Well i mean er, I mean you're a
Man of the world, aren't youi mean, er
You've er you've been there haven't
Youi mean you've been aroundeh?

Him: What do you mean?

Norman: Well I mean like you've
Eryou've done iti mean like
You knowyou'veeryou've sleptwith a lady
Him: Yes

Norman: What's it like?

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Writer(s): ERIC IDLE, GRAHAM CHAPMAN, JOHN CLEESE, MICHAEL EDWARD PALIN, TERRY GILLIAM, TERRY JONES