I never had nothing
No one to care
That's why I seem to have more than my share
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

I hurt her feelings once in a while
Her only answer is one little smile
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

I can see no other way
No better plan
End it all and let her go to some better man

I'm only human, a coward at best
I'm more than certain she'd follow me west
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

Though she loves to work
And slave for me everyday
She'd be so much better off if I went away
But why should I leave her?
Why should I go?
She'd be unhappy without me, I know
I got a woman crazy for me
She's funny that way

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Writer(s): Neil Moret, Richard Whiting