You're a mean one
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
Mr. Grinch
With a greasy black peel

You're a vile one
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one
Friends you don't have none
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole
You got garlic (you got garlic) in your soul, you got garlic in your soul

All them smiles homie I turn 'em to frowns
All them decorations I tear 'em down
You can ask Max, I don't play around
(La la la ) ayo (ew)
Who is this mean fellow
With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (ew)
What you so mad for?
Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door, mane

Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude (Spoil everybody)
Mr. Grinch
(La la la ) who is this mean fellow
With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow?
(La-la-la-la)
What you so mad for?
Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door (la-la)
Bad banana

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Writer(s): Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel