Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it Dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it
Uhh ayuahh, it's a face

Yeah, but what kind of face?
Uhh, pale, pasty, psychotic
No Dad, it's a neatly chiseled
Well groomed, drop dead handsome face

Sparkles, professional male model
Sparkles, professional male model

You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh, my God, they're gorgeous
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh, my God, they're gorgeous

You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must, you must
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

You, you, you must
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must, you must
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

I'm gonna become, a male model
I'm like a rough diamond that just needs
A little polishing, that's all and that's exactly what
Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me

Oh, my God, they're gorgeous
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
To train to become successful male models
Bring your beautiful face and a check for $60

Oh, my God, they're gorgeous
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh, my God, they're gorgeous
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh, my God, they're gorgeous

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Writer(s): Daniel Nakamura, Paul Huston