You tell me we never talk
And I won't share my thoughts
Then you hate my point of view
Because I don't agree with you

I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do
(You're so lazy that you never do do)

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When it's clearly you who is cuckoo
I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(35 reasons why I wouldn't want to)

You're always telling me I drink too much
Then you're happy when we're apart
If I say we should be that way
You say you wouldn't live another day

I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do
(You're so lazy that you never do do)

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When it's clearly you who is cuckoo
I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)

Say it's your friend's birthday
And I think your friends a fool
I don't wanna go so you say
I think I'm cool

15 reasons not to spend my life with you
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When clearly it's you who is cuckoo
15 reasons not to spend my life with you

You stink of cigarette juice
I beg you to stop it's no use
I ask you to step outside
And you blow it deeper into my mind

I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do
(You're so lazy that you never do do)

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When it's clearly you who is cuckoo
I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)

You tell me we never talk
And I won't share my thoughts
Then you hate my point of view
Because I don't agree with you

15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do
(You're so lazy that you never do do)

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When it's clearly you who is cuckoo
15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)

15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(25 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
You love me with your lazy eye
Tell me not to do the things I do
(You're so lazy that you never do do)

You say that I'm a crazy guy
When it's clearly you who is cuckoo
I've got 15 reasons not to spend my life with you
(35 reasons why I wouldn't want to)
Hello

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Writer(s): JOHN MACLEAN, MARTIN HOYLAND, RICHARD GREENTREE, ROBIN JONES, STEPHEN MASON