Four years college
You've got knowledge
A bachelor degree
You read and write
You think it's right
But don't come down on me

You're an educated jerk
Write about us
I could squeeze you
Like a pimple
But I don't need the pus

Defamation innuendo
Defamation innuendo
Communication to third person
It's defamation
My reputation
Defamation, innuendo...

Well,I got the record
I haven't heard it yet
I went to the concert
I wanted to get in on the guest list
But they wouldn't let me in
Defamation innuendo...

I didn't get a change to see the band
Hell,I never heard'em
And now I've gotta write about'em
God,the story is due,
The story's due tomorrow
What should I write?
Well,they're no good !

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): KEITH LEHRER, ROGER DOWDING