Hey little girl, with the cash to burn
Well, I'm selling something you won't return
Hey little girl, take me off the shelf
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself
Once you browse through the whole selection
Shake those hips in my direction

Bring it back if she never did see
Take me home and then unwrap me
Shop around but 'lil darling, I've got to be
The ladies' choice (ladies' choice) the ladies' choice, woo

Hey little girl looking for a sale
Hey little girl looking for a sale
And test drive this American male
Test drive this American male

It's gonna take cash to fill my tank
Gonna take cash to fill my tank
So let's crack open your piggy bank
Let's crack open your piggy bank
Hey little girl, you're window shopping
I got somethings traffic stopping

Hey little girl on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the kisses come free
Closer inspection, I'm sure that you'll agree
I'm the ladies' choice, ladies' choice, ladies' choice, woo

(Hey, I'm down here, yeah, come on baby)

Ah, ah, ah

Wow, hey little girl on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the kisses come free
On closer inspection, I'm sure that you'll agree

Oh, hey little girl, listen to my plea
I come with a lifetime guarantee
One day maybe you will find the baby makes three
It's the ladies' choice, I'm the ladies' choice
The ladies' choice, I'm the ladies' choice
Choice, choice, I'm the ladies' choice

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman