I want to make every woman I see
I want to make every woman I see
Do you know what's the matter with me?
I'm a heterosexual man
Just a heterosexual man

I want to do every woman I know
I want to do it to them in their clothes
I want to make it with them, don't you know?
I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I want to make every woman I see
I want to make every woman I see
Maybe make 'em make a baby with me
'Cause I'm a heterosexual man
Just a heterosexual man

I want to have every woman I know
I want to have them take off their clothes
I'll make it with them unless they say no
'Cause I'm a heterosexual man
I'll make it with them whenever I can

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual...
Duh, duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh, duh

I want to get every girl on the globe
We kiss, and hug, and then we disrobe
It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe
I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

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Writer(s): CRAIG WILLIAM ANDREW NORTHEY, DOUG ELLIOT, PAUL BRENNAN, STEVEN DRAKE