The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new found friends

He said I been where I liked
I slept with who I like
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice

But now
I don't know why
I feel so tongue-tied
I sat in the cupboard

And wrote it down real neat
They were cheering and waving
Cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis

But it got edited fucked up
Strangled beaten up
Used in a photo in time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in devon

I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Don't know why
I feel
So skinned alive.

My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
You should put me in a home or you should put me down

I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis

Yeah no one likes a smart ass but we all like stars
But that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
It must have got mixed up
Strangled beaten up

I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis
I don't know why I
Feel so tongue-tied

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Colin Charles Greenwood, Edward John O'Brien, Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood, Philip James Selway, Thomas Edward Yorke