Last train to Glasgow Central
Last train to Glasgow Central
You better catch this one
And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man
Biddie biddie bum bum to Glasgow Central

We had a great time, you couldn't wack it
Spent all my money, and pawned my jacket
And on the train, gain hame
I was hidin' in the lavi when the ticket man came
Biddie biddie bell bum to Glasgow Central

Last train to Glasgow Central
Last train to Glasgow Central
You better catch this one
And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man
Biddie biddie bum bum to Glasgow Central

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Writer(s): BILLY CONNOLLY, RANDOLPH PADMORE, SYLVESTER DEVERE