You and I could have a rock n' roll romance
We could fuck in our clothes
We could sleep in our pants
And I can crash at yours and you can crash at mine
We would stay in bed ninety-nine percent of the given time

Leave this loveless lonely behind

'Cause you've been searching up and down and all around
There's no nice boys in London town
And I can sympathize 'cause I've been searching too
And I've yet to find a girl half as good as you
You're just not paying attention
You're sitting in your kitchen and you're bitching about rejection

We're cheating the world out of a fairytale love and conclusion
And that's not really fair on us all

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Francis Edward Turner