I phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter
He said "Come on over"
I said "Do I have to?"
My knees started shakin', my wrist started achin'
When my doctor said to me

"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive"

The head nurse, she blew in, just like a tornado
When they started dancin', I jumped off the table
I felt myself healin' and I was leavin'
This is what they said to me

"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can fly
Oh my my, if you try
It's guaranteed to keep you alive"

Now if you should slow down, and you're feelin' low down
Don't call up your doctor, just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missin', I've got your prescription
That boogie woogie remedy

"Oh my my, oh my my
You can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie, 'till we die
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive" (alright)

Oh my my, oh my my
Watch me boogie, watch me fly
Oh my my, oh my my
Born to boogie, born to slide
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Ooh wee boogie, ooh wee I
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Play that boogie, play that slide
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Love that boogie, love that slide
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Oh my boogie, oh my slide
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Play that boogie, play that slide
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)
Come on, baby, I'm willing to die
Oh my my, oh my my (can you boogie?)

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Writer(s): Ringo Starr, Vincent Jr Poncia