Leave it alone or it won't get better
You shouldn't touch it at all
If there wasafire and you triedto use it
It couldn't answer thecall
It's like an old man in a suit of armour
Standing alone in a shed
If I wasn't such a humanitarian
I'd think it better off dead
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
How may I help you miss?
You bring such a passion to kiss
You're walking on tiptoes
You don't slurp your tea
The reason is plain to see
You grew up in a house with no TV

Give it some air and a special cuddle
Don't let it see your concern
You are the judge let's have your ruling
It needs some friends
Don't say home schooling give it a wipe
Cos now it's drooling
Rainbows and happy regrets

'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
How may I help you miss?
You bring such a passion to your kiss
You're walking on tiptoes
You don't slurp your tea
The reason is plain to see
You grew up in a house with no TV
We live in an age of second chances
Even if they're undeserved now it's awake
I heard your calling up and away
There is no stalling here come those tears
It's loudly bawling
Rainbows and happy regrets

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Writer(s): Charles Reid, Craig Reid