There's this one guy
There's no one like him in all of the world
'Cause you can always see those girls down on their knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thoughts
He's waiting for just the right

One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more

He has fun, fun, fun as you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he's at 'cause
He is the one that scores

Well Tom, it looks like he's
Passing the ball to his tight end
I wasn't sure if he knew
That a tight end could be a wide receiver
But haha, little does he know
Yeah, he won't be alone this weekend I don't think
That's funny that you say that because uh
Like a dog, he's loyal to his bone

I saw my friend there
Out on the field today
I asked him where he was going
He said "All the way" now

One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more

He has fun, fun, fun as you
Might call him a whore, but
Just look where he's at 'cause
He is the one that scores, go

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Writer(s): Mark Hoppus, Scott Raynor, Tom DeLonge