You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life
Oh, I got the perfect remedy for that

Donkey, please, I am begging you

Sing a song
Yes, a travel song
When you gotta go somewhere
'Cause the fun is getting there
Yeah, oh what the heck, I must confess
I love a road trip

Sing a song
Hit the trail
Forget the maps, forget the guides
Before you know it, you've made strides with me
And I know all I need, all along
Is a path and a pal, and a song
So I'm singin'
And I'm pallin' with you
See? It makes the time go by faster

Why me?
Why me?

This is nice
Tell me what was my crime?
We are strolling

As chatty as a parrot
More annoying than a mime
Hey, look, a cat who's wearing boots
That's crazy

Why me?
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine

Mmm, this is good cardio
Won't someone please send me a sign?
Hey, look, a sign
Yunita Pal Avenue, straight ahead

What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly
This ass of mine is asinine
Why me?

Aw man, what could be better than this
Why me? (Sing a song, hit the road)
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine (it's the way to get around)
Won't somebody please send me a sign? (Before you know it, you've gained ground with me)

What did I do to deserve this? (And I know all I need)
Honestly (is a path and a pal, and a song, so I'm singin')

This ass of mine (and I'm pallin'
Is asinine
With you

That'll do, Donkey
That'll do

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): David Lindsay-Abaire, Jeanine Tesori