Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I'd want your spirit to climb
So let me entertain you
We'll have a real good time
Yes sir
We'll have
A real good time

Hello! Hello everybody
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee - what's yours?
Mr. Conductor, if you please
So, let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time, yes, sir
We'll have
A real good time

Gypsy Rose Lee
Pick up your apples girls and back to the trees
Bon soir, monsieur et monsieur
Je m'appelle Gypsy Rose Lee
And that concludes my entire performance in French
I've been too busy learning Greek
Where were you last night?
Some men accused me of being an ecdysiast
Do you know what that means? Do you?
Do you? Oh, you do
Aha! He's embarrassed
Don't be embarrassed
I like man without hair
An ecdysiast is one who or that which
Sheds its skin
In vulgar parlance a stripper
But I'm not a stripper
At these prices, I'm an ecdysiast

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirit to climb
Let me entertain you
And well have a real good time, yes, sir
We'll have
A real good time

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Writer(s): FREDDIE MERCURY