Three hunderd years ago
Thought I might get some sleep
Stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnight creep

You know I'll never sleep no more
To me it seem that is just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes

I am the zomby woof
I'm the creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about
I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is...
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a zomby for you, little lady...

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof
My right foot is bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof...
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof,

Don't mess with the zomby woof
I am about as evil as a boogie man can be!

Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof

Copyright: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Writer(s): Frank Vincent Zappa