Ok
I see y'all getting real hype right now
This shit's about to get real, innit, Pat?
I wanna taste it, lady
Let's go

If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm
If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm
Come on, now
If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm
If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm

If times are as hard as folks are saying they are
Some folks have it real, real hard (real hard)
Can't even get a break, forget about getting ahead
You bet they never get too far
If the people upstairs acted like they even cared
Well, I'd crack a real wide smile
Well, I'll have to guess, to witness something like this
You'll have to wait a real long while

If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm
If the weather's as bad as the weatherman says
We're in for a real mean storm

If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year
If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year
Come on, now
If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year
If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year

If the future's as bleak as I hear on the street
We're looking at a real long haul
The people I speak to take drugs when they need to
Stop thinking about it all
Me? I've taken a few so I could stop thinking, too
Now, who hasn't used a drug? (Not me, not me)
But turning off your mind a couple few too many times
Can turn you to a real dumb slug

If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year
If life is as tough as the last couple months
We're in for a real rough year

(Guitar!)

(It feels so good!)

(Tell 'em 'bout it now)

If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war
If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war
You said it
If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war
If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war

If this is the shit that we're to be dealing with
Then we made a real bad deal
But shit isn't new until it happens to you
Spinning like a reel-to-reel
If we could stop this train and start all over again
Make all of the states shake hands
Well, I'd smile real wide although I know, down deep inside
That happening has a real slim chance

If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war
If things are as bad as the newspaper says
We're in for a real big war

A real big war
It's a real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
A real big war
Yes, a real big war
A real big war
Yes, a real big war
It's a real big war
They've got in store for us
Just wait
Heavy stacked
2018

You won't get love from Titus because you didn't invite us
We selling every building and doing booked shows despite us
Pointing at, tricking at all y'all haters
And we making big figures
Cash money, patty stacks
Titus Andronicus
I'm real hype right now

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Writer(s): Patrick Stickles