Bet my money on a stupid boy, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my ass back
I just gotta leave this place with a big win
So I found a fuckin' jockey and I shagged him (pick it up)
Pushed him down to the ground
And I kissed him in his face (in his face)
Yeah, I stole his phone
That put him in his place (in his place)
Me and the boy, we ran out of the place (the place)
Then I took that boy, back to my place

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the bed
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I always so damn lucky?
I always have all your money
I always win all the money

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the bed
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account

Stole the money in your bank account
Stole the money in your bank account

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Dylan Brady, Laura Les