Come sit with a total stranger.
Now's the time to vent your anger.
And oh, are you a boy or a girl?
Do you get off casting hexes,
Assuming forms of either sexes,
And oh...are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.
Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind?
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood.
Are you a boy or a girl?
You came to grips with what you know
And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.
Now you're on top of the world.
I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.
America is armed and listening.
And oh... Are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.
Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind?
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.
Have I been misused, falling head over heels for a star
While you feed me a line?
'Cause I feel misunderstood.
I feel straight, but I'm not so sure.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?

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Writer(s): ERIC DOVER, ROGER J. MANNING