You know, it's such a shame that
It's so hard to find good, honest legal help these days
See, the problem with my brother and me
Is we're recidivists habitual criminal offenders
No attorney wants to go near us.
I gotta find him a lawyer, and I don't know what I'm gonna do
The D.A. Was Burger
The cop was Tragg
Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with Perry

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Writer(s): Frederick Steiner