I've got 500 robots in my house
To do the things that I can do without
So don't you worry, don't you have no doubt
'Cause I've got 500 robots in my house

I've got one set up to do my laundry
One set up to wash my car
I've got one set up to buy my groceries
One to do my taxes and one behind the bar

I've got one set up to keep my suit pressed
One set up to tie my shoes
I've got one set up to handle my phone calls
One to take a message, one to get right back to you

(Robot solo)

I've got one set up to make my breakfast
When I get up at half past one
I've got one set up to handle my... worrying
One to think things over and one to get them done

Copyright: Songtrust Ave
Writer(s): MAURY ROSENBERG