Beefsteak Charlie says to Porky the Pig
"I can see the party lights
Someone's throwin' a bash and it sure looks big
Down at the slaughterhouse tonight."

Say, let's get together and hit the buffet
You might as well stuff yourself,
They'll only throw it away
Old Colonel Sanders says to Elsie the Cow

"Golly, baby you're the one
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
Pickle, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun."
Say, we just got time for a roll in the hay

Might as well stuff yourself
They've come to take you away
I know where you're going, I can tell

Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell
Don't misunderstand me, I wish you well
Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): TODD RUNDGREN