Who is this Colonel Paper
Of whom you speak?
And read?
Extract from a metal trashcan?

In the middle of a cold premonition
Is it fish or chicken?
Is it wrappable?
Or extractable?
Or contractable?

Cigarette eater
Eat a cigarette, man
Colonel Paper unfolds
From a metal ashcan
And calls you up

Are you like extra crispy
When you wake up
And bleed extract of coffee bean
In to a cup

Cigarette eater
Eat a cigarette, man
Colonel Paper unfolds
From a metal ashcan
And calls you up
In the middle of a night cold premonition

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Robert E. Jr. Pollard