Back is achin' but I cannot sleep
'Cause I want to be like I am the mayor of some godforsaken town
Sure, they knighted me yesterday
But who needs armor when I have an exoskeleton?
I slip and squirm through the cracks
Creep around by the- all the loading zones in my dirty little town
Get my shoppin' done, laundry too
Drop some dead weight, clean my hands of what I need to clean my hands of
And all for free by mayoral decree
All from zone to loading zone of my town, yeah

Three grumpy girls and a dyin' daddy
But oh-so gorgeous the way they crave
How beautiful to take a bite out of the world
I want to rip the world a new one
It just crawls out of my mouth anymore
You can hate on it or you can hug it
You can get all mushy and lovey-dovey
It's all the same when I'm out there drivin' around
All from zone to loading zone of my beautiful town

I park for free
One stop shop life for the quick fix
Before you get a ticket
That's the way I live my life
I park for free

I park for free
I park for free
I park for free
I park for free
I park for free
I park for free

Copyright: THIRD SIDE MUSIC INC
Writer(s): Kurt Samuel Vile