I don't make sense
I don't need to
I've got the power
The power to lead you
Pay attention,
Every word I say
For tomorrow might be judgment day
I'm not Jesus
I'm not Buddha
I'm not Nietzsche
Or the man from Roto-Router
I'm the caller
Calling you to the back barn
Won't you join us I promise you no harm
Dosey-Doeing in the barn in the back yard
Square Dance
Square Dance Messiah

Swing your partners
To the left and right
All those who believe in the bowin' of the fiddle
Better hold on tight
No time to Hee-Haw-Better change that string
Won't ya get down with your bad self Let me do my thing
I ain't no preacher
This ain't no church
If you're looking for a good time
No need to search
Just come to the big barn
I promise you no harm
I'm the caller calling you to the back barn.

Copyright: Songtrust Ave
Writer(s): MAURY ROSENBERG