He picks his nose with the TV on
I'm a pig now baby I'm a pig, pig, pig
He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
I'm a pig now baby, dig
When he goes out on Friday night
He takes off his pants cause it feels alright
Third down and twenty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
In the gym the kids are holding their nose
I'm a pig now baby can ya dig
I don't care cause I got b.o.
I'm a pig, I'm a pig
Body odor is no concern
When he goes shopping those noses turn
Third down and thirty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
He's just a turkey, a too-tough turkey
He is a turkey
Right!
Two three four!
Stick it!
He doesn't care about mowin' the lawn
I'm a pig now baby I'm a pig pig pig
He only cares about porkin' your mom
I'm a pig now baby, dig
He goes out on Friday night
He takes off his pants 'cause it feels alright
Third down and forty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
He's just a turkey, a too-tough turkey
He's just a too-tough turkey

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Writer(s): M. SAUNDERS, P. MURRAY