How do rumors get started?
They're started by the jealous people and
They get mad about somethin' they had
And somebody else is holdin'
They tell me that temptation
Is very hard to resist
These wicked women
Oohh they just persist
Maybe you think it's cute
But girl I'm not impressed
I tell you one time only
With my business please don't mess with you

Look at all these rumors
Running me everyday
I just need some time
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?

Did you hear the one about Susan?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy
Who claims he's tastin' her juice
Did you hear the one about Michael?
Some say he must be gay
I tried to argue but they said
If he were straight he wouldn't move that way
Did you hear the one about Susan?
Some say she's just a tease
In a 'camosal' she's six feet tall
She'll knock you to you knees

Look at all these rumors
Running me everyday
I just need some time
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?

I can't go no place
Without somebody pointin' a finger
I can't show my face 'cause
When it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer

I'll think I'll write my congressman
And tell him to pass a bill
The next time they catch somebody
Started rumors, shoot to kill

Look at all these rumors
Running me everyday
I just need some time
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?

Look at all these rumors
Running me everyday
I just need some time
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?

Look at all these rumors
Running me everyday
I just need some time
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): ALICE COOPER, DUANE S HITCHINGS, ERIK SCOTT, MIKE PINERA