How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings around my eyes
How smart are you?
How dumb am I?
Don't count any of my advice

Oh, meet me any place or anywhere or anytime
Now I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I might dare

Call me on Thursday, if you will
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
Fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner
Young, are you? Ooh-ooh-ooh
Come on

Meet me any place or anywhere or anytime
Now, I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare
Meet me any place or anywhere or anytime
Now, I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare

How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings around my eyes
How smart are you?
How smart are you?
How dumb am I?
Dumb am I?

Meet me any place or anywhere or anytime
Now I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare
Meet me any place or anywhere or anytime
Now I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare

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Writer(s): Paul Westerberg