And so, Kacey had an emo moment in her bedroom
Because sometimes, just sometimes
A great singing career, a bunch of Grammys
And this over the top bathroom just aren't enough

Yet as Christmas Eve rolled on
Would Kacey get ready in time?
Would she sing another holiday ditty
That's overplayed in cafes and shopping mall restrooms?
And most importantly would more celebrity friends
Continue to make surprise appearances
That everyone sees coming but Kacey? I don't know

Dan (yes?) Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm just, um, I'm just freshening up in your bathroom
Look, if you could be just a little less negative when you narrate
That would be, that'd be nice
Wow, okay, um
It's Christmas, you know? We need Christmas cheer (right)
Lots of cheer (okay)
You know, happy
You know, you're funny and that's kinda why we hired you, so, you know
So cheer then? (Cheer)
For a corporate holiday in this political climate
Okay, sure, if cheer is what you want, Kacey
Then cheer is what you'll get
Thank you (thank you)
(Right) thank you so much, bye
Welcome back, friends!
Where was I? Oh right
It's Christmas Eve
And Kacey still couldn't find her Nana's Christmas ornament

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Daniel Levy, Kacey Musgraves