Let us put man and woman together,
See which one is smarter.
Some say men, but I say no;
Women got the men like a puppet show.

[Chorus]
It ain't me; it's the people that say
The men are leading the women astray.
But I say, it's the women today;
They're smarter than the men in every way.
That's right, the women are smarter.
That's right, the women are smarter.

A little boy sat down and cried.
An old man passed and asked him why.
He said: "I can't do what the big boys do."
The old man sat down, and he cried too.

[Chorus]

Copyright: Royalty Network, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Norman Span