At rehearsal dinner I forgot how to eat
The tuxedos all matched they were nice and neat
Little hot dogs were served with mustard
Aunt Rezina and Uncle Sam were flustered
At my brothers wedding
The band all played quite scientifically
The air was filled with humidity
The rabbi and preacher, both had their say
My brother dropped the ring
On his wedding day
Ever since she was a young girl
She played with Barbie Dolls
And now that she is older she wants
To have it all, she'll have it today
She'll have it her way, let mom and dad pay

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Writer(s): MAURY ROSENBERG