Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere
Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie
I am looking for a dildo in the sky
And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus:
Think I'll call the menendez boys

Turnin' on the tv set¨c¨chypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
? in plastic frown, ? blow up this town, think I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus repeat x3

Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen
Shave my body of every hair¨c¨crub me down with amphetamine
Jump back in my rail¨c¨cpunchin' it I got spooked2
Remove tattoos, the bel air blues¨c¨cthink I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus repeat

Livin' on a crooked road¨c¨clike a dust bowl refugee
Crawlin' on the freeway¨c¨ccleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb
You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole
And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole

? slattery has his wake¨c¨ca boomer in my stash ?
An angle slide in baltimore¨c¨ctop 40 pederast
Everybody got another 'nother plan
Everybody got another 'nother land
Never never never never never never never!
Never never never!

Chorus repeat x4

Copyright: THE BICYCLE MUSIC COMPANY
Writer(s): STANDARD RIDGWAY FUNSTEN