He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4,
With the sharpness of a troubadour.
I dare you look him in the eye.
His stench would make a buzzard cry.

He likes burt in white lightning.
Camelback cinema.

In the dark she sat and wait
For her steady random date.
Reflecting back to a time
When eager boys would stand in line.
She likes Burt in White Lightning.
He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4.
Lurking in the corridor.
He came to buy his weekly whore
At camelback cinema.

Copyright: Downtown Music Publishing
Writer(s): BRYAN KEI MANTIA, LES CLAYPOOL, REID L. III LALONDE