Have you hard about Stacy Brown?
He got every chick in town.
He got looks, he got class...
Do anything to get a little lass.
And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past...

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two.

Do you know the reason for his success?
They say that he is double blessed
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
But still his girlfriends wake up smilin' every morn.

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two

Why they climbing up the wall?
Young ones run and old ones crawl.
He got two and that's a fact,
But no one knows where the other one's at.
On his elbow, on his knee, or underneath his hat?

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two

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Writer(s): SHEL SILVERSTEIN