This record has been skillfully crafted by
British comedians using ancient wellworn
Classical hand-tooled jokes
It has been specially designed to sit at the
Back of your record collection amongst the
Old Frank Sinatra albums to be brought out
And split up when you get divorced

Any complaints about the humorous
Quality of this album
Should be addressed to British
Airways, Ingraham's Drive, greenwich

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): ERIC IDLE, GRAHAM CHAPMAN, JOHN CLEESE, MICHAEL EDWARD PALIN, TERRY GILLIAM, TERRY JONES