Joe was a dishwasher in old Jackson City
Lenny was a cook in Santa Fe
Mickey ran the numbers for a friend in Nevada
and I'm getting fatter every day

Might as well get back to my music, to my music
Might as well get back, get back Ted

He played the big street for a while here in New York
Frank will find a place for you to stay
Denny ran a topless joint in the City of the Angels
And I'm getting fatter every day

Might as well get back to my music, to my music
Might as well get back, get back Cat, get back John

Well, he's a genius everybody knows a BS
Artie's pushing eggbeaters and trays
Mike and Gary, Allen, Mark, they all think they're the heavies
But it's me who's fatter every day

Might as well get back to my music, to my music
Might as well get back, get back Ted
Get back John, get back Mike

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Writer(s): ANTHONY MARCHELLO