Aha, what a beautiful day in the concrete jungle
I think I'll go down to Goliath and just be a fuckin' dickhead
Damn, I feel good today
I'm looking forward to going and just beating
The shit out of someone and taking their money
What a fucking great job I have

I wonder why I feel so good, could it be the music?
Could it be my breakfast? Or could it just be the fact that
I just hate everybody, dammit
Life is grand, life is great, I'll get myself a real cheap date
Some women I can take to McDonald's, spend a dollar twenty-five on

And have like, the best time of your life with afterwards
Life is too good to believe sometimes
But we all can't have it the way I do, so to all you suckers out there
Kiss off, all right? Bye, bye

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Writer(s): David Jolicoeur, Kelvin Mercer, Paul E. Huston, Paul Huston, Vincent Mason