I said shut up
Everybody go Cary Grant's wedding
Champagne hip hip hooray
Thank you folks for coming today

How much was the price of the Dodge?
Sure it's worth a whole lot more
I said go to Cary Grant's wedding
All you folks and fools

Cary Grant's Wedding
All you folks and fools
Have been invited to
A new-wave personality

Stumbles out of the ruins
'Cause he's been invited to
Cary Grant's wedding
Buster Keaton he turned up

He wasn't a woman
He didn't take hallucigens
A poor maid for Cary Grant
Slaughterer of innocents

Add on 30 years
And you've got Jake Burns
Goes from her
All you're going to

Cary Grant's wedding
A new-wave Hollywood
Where everybody's good
But not great
Cary Grant's wedding

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Writer(s): CRAIG SCANLAN, KAY CARROLL, MARC RILEY, MARK SMITH, STEPHEN HANLEY